Re: No more calls! We have a wiener!

Jef, I looked at the pics when you first posted the link. Could you
please post it again? Just to make it easy on the old lady.
Sue

On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:03:56 -0400, " Jef."
<jefo715@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Thanks to everybody who entered the NAME THAT PERVERSION contest!
You all came up with some very clever and amusing entries.

Only 2 people complied entirely with the instructions, though, and actually
NAMED the perversions; one of them did so using 1,980 words! (Suck that
Blarney Stone, son...!) The rest of you supplied captions for the photos--
which was fine.

It may interest you to know that several people's entries (9 of them, to be
exact...) named Steve and Sarah as the couple in Photo #1... What does that
tell us about our perceptions of you guys, hmmm?

Photo # 2, for some reason, had the greatest number of funny captions (well,
according to me...)
In no particular order, the more amusing among them were:

#2 "I'm invisible now RIGHT?...You said I'd be invisible!!!" (Ripley)
#2 Knowing that her husband had been surfing the net all day for caption
contest pictures, Marsha tries to hide. (Cat)
#2 You'll find exactly the interest your room has been missing at Madame
Ursula's Discipline and Lighting Emporium! (Anne D.)
#2 "I don't know why it won't work. Try jiggling the bulbs again."

I *did* mention that this is completely subjective, yeah?

Taking all things into account, I declare the winning entry to
be........Sarah and Steve's-- simply because it cracked me up the most. So
there. And here:
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Picture # 1:
Bobby Jean and her brother Uncle Joe rehearse for the Kentucky Theatre
Group's rendition of Cirque du Soleil's Zoomanity.

Picture # 2:
The Blonde Ninjas strike again!! "They'll never notice that they are under
surveillance. Damn; I shouldn't have plugged the lamp into my ass......"

Picture # 3
"Fiddle-de-dee!" "Spank me Tara!" (Little known scene from the porno
version of Gone With The Wind.)

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**** Sarah: Please email me your address so I can mail you your prize.

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