OT- Clean Jokes ;-)
- From: Lizzy <dizcovrit@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:14:49 -0700
Believe it or not:
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I
Have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
Think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
Never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his
Umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he
Saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went
"bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of
That?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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Love in a Mental Hospital
In a Mental Hospital, Just because someone doesn't love you the way
you
Want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Jeff and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they
Were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jeff suddenly jumped
into
The deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Karen
Promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jeff
Out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Karen the
news she said, "Karen, I have good news and bad news." "The good news
is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond
to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I
have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind."
"The bad news is, Jeff, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."
Karen replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
soon
Can I go home?
Love Lizzy
.
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