Re: New post....New Rant!

I give this rant a solid 10!!! The part about disabling the tech's truck
cracked me up!
That being said, I also have broadband hispeed internet. And at one point I
was having shitloads of trouble.For some reason, unplugging and resetting
the modum often does help. Ditto for resetting the router.I dont even
pretend to understand why this is so.Personally, I think something was
fucked up on their end for awhile,causing frequent disconnects.
Becky
One day, 9 hours, 5 minutes and 48 seconds. 68 cigarettes not smoked, saving
$6.41. Life saved: 5 hours, 40 minutes.

"Steve And Sarah" <sandskrieger@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Mother fucking ISP!!! how the hell can it be a problem in my house that
keeps me from getting on the internet? I called once and the stupid bitch
that answered said "Oh let me check your connection.........oh you are
connected.....what is the problem?" WHAT THE *** IS THE PROBLEM? My
dial up internet would kick this fucking connections ass! And could you
please explain to me why the speed gets better at night, or in the rain,
or even when it's cloudy as hell. Oh my god I don't know what the hell
I'm supposed to do here. You know what really gets me pissed right the
*** off is this one "Could you unplug your modem and plug it back in?" I
asked them all why would that make any difference.......their answer "I
don't know it just sometimes does." Oh and then this one "How many
computers do you have in the house?" I have got three all networked
together and going through my wireless router. "Well unplug them all
except for one and try that." STUPID ASS They are all turned off except
for one. "Well unplug your wireless router and plug it back in." WHY?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO DO? Honestly........

I think what I should do is when the tech support guy gets here I'll
disable his truck. Then when the *** goes to leave he can ask me what
could be the problem. You know what I'm going to tell him....."Maybe try
cycling the key ten times then tap the dash, turn the radio up and go blow
in the tail pipe." "Do you think that will help? I know why don't you
call me next week and I'll tell you I will maybe look into the problem the
week after."

What the Fuckitty-Fuck is going on in the company that they can charge me
$68.00/month for a schizophrenic, bipolar, do what ever the *** it wants
connection? Why the hell am I not calling every fucking day? God damn
PIRATES if you ask me. It's enough to drive a person crazy-er I guess
cause I have got to be barking mad to let them *** me over for week after
week with not even a kiss or wink.

Anyway I feel a little bit better now and I think maybe you can see how
crazy this ISP is making both me and Sarah. The lack of communication is
especially hard on Sarah cause she has formed strong connections with the
lot of you.TTYL if the *** suckers will let me.

Steve
Steve and Sarah
Seven months, three weeks, two days, 3 hours, 57 minutes and 39 seconds.
5879 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,351.65. Life saved: 2 weeks, 6 days,
9 hours, 55 minutes.




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