New post....New Rant!

Mother fucking ISP!!! how the hell can it be a problem in my house that
keeps me from getting on the internet? I called once and the stupid bitch
that answered said "Oh let me check your connection.........oh you are
connected.....what is the problem?" WHAT THE *** IS THE PROBLEM? My dial
up internet would kick this fucking connections ass! And could you please
explain to me why the speed gets better at night, or in the rain, or even
when it's cloudy as hell. Oh my god I don't know what the hell I'm supposed
to do here. You know what really gets me pissed right the *** off is this
one "Could you unplug your modem and plug it back in?" I asked them all why
would that make any difference.......their answer "I don't know it just
sometimes does." Oh and then this one "How many computers do you have in
the house?" I have got three all networked together and going through my
wireless router. "Well unplug them all except for one and try that." STUPID
ASS They are all turned off except for one. "Well unplug your wireless
router and plug it back in." WHY? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GOING TO DO?
Honestly........

I think what I should do is when the tech support guy gets here I'll
disable his truck. Then when the *** goes to leave he can ask me what
could be the problem. You know what I'm going to tell him....."Maybe try
cycling the key ten times then tap the dash, turn the radio up and go blow
in the tail pipe." "Do you think that will help? I know why don't you call
me next week and I'll tell you I will maybe look into the problem the week
after."

What the Fuckitty-Fuck is going on in the company that they can charge me
$68.00/month for a schizophrenic, bipolar, do what ever the *** it wants
connection? Why the hell am I not calling every fucking day? God damn
PIRATES if you ask me. It's enough to drive a person crazy-er I guess cause
I have got to be barking mad to let them *** me over for week after week
with not even a kiss or wink.

Anyway I feel a little bit better now and I think maybe you can see how
crazy this ISP is making both me and Sarah. The lack of communication is
especially hard on Sarah cause she has formed strong connections with the
lot of you.TTYL if the *** suckers will let me.

Steve
Steve and Sarah
Seven months, three weeks, two days, 3 hours, 57 minutes and 39 seconds.
5879 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,351.65. Life saved: 2 weeks, 6 days, 9
hours, 55 minutes.


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