Re: OT - For the boys


Yup, grossed out more than my fair share of people with that story.
Still think it's friggin funny. Thanks for the reminder,
Robin.



"Pam" <> schreef in bericht ...
> This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
> The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
> loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and
> the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every
> morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
> was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
> perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
> one day he would blow his guts out.
>
> The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one
> Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
> was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
> turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
> malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs
> where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed
> covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
> emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
>
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
> which was followed by a blood-curdling scream and the sound of frantic
> footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control
> herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After
> years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
>
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
> bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her
> lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were
> right, all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
> "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one
> day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got
> most of them back in."
>
>



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