OT Splitters!


BRIAN:
Are you the AS3 People's Front?

REG:
*** off!

BRIAN:
What?

REG:
AS3 People's Front. We're the People's Front of AS3! AS3 People's
Front. Cawk.

FRANCIS:
Wankers.

BRIAN:
Can I... join your group?

REG:
No. Piss off.

BRIAN:
I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Spammers as
much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF AS3:
Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG:
Schtum.

JUDITH:
Are you sure?

BRIAN:
Oh, dead sure. I hate the Spammers already.

REG:
Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.A., you'd have to really hate
the Spammers.

BRIAN:
I do!

REG:
Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN:
A lot!

REG:
Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Spammers are
the fucking AS3 People's Front.

P.F.A.:
Yeah...

JUDITH:
Splitters.

P.F.A.:
Splitters...

FRANCIS:
And the AS3 Popular People's Front.

P.F.A.:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

LORETTA:
And the People's Front of AS3.

P.F.A.:
Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

REG:
What?

LORETTA:
The People's Front of AS3. Splitters.

REG:
We're the People's Front of AS3!

LORETTA:
Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

REG:
People's Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS:
Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG:
He's over there.

P.F.A.:
Splitter!





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