Re: Add some fun to your quitting/post-quitting

Hey Lil Rob,
wanna buy a Tshirt????

Cat (D&R)




"Billy Bob F." <billybobf@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1136422561.505868.66660@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Tony wrote:
>> Fun? Yep, we're all just having a blast here toying around with our
>> addictions. Why not poke fun at people in the same predicament as
>> we're trying to get out of. Seriously, if I saw someone wearing that
>> shirt right now, I think I would start smoking again just so I could
>> choke them to death by locking the both of us in a small trunk and
>> chain smoking while sitting on them.
>>
>> How's that Anne? I'm a little new to spammer abuse?
>
> That's not bad Tony. I particularly liked the part where you posted it
> twice :-) Usually, we just give them a "let me be the first to say
> '*** off, spammer!'" Certainly not very original, but a lot of people
> have recently quit/joined the group, so it may get better. Yours was
> certainly OK.
>
> What's really a treat is when someone is having a really crappy day
> *and* they're the first person to respond to the post. Then, you
> might get something like this:
>
> 619southtown@xxxxxxxxx crawled out from under a rock and hissed:
>> This site has some neat shirts, and I'm sure most of us have realized,
>> especially after stopping; smoking is just rude.
>
> Rude? You wanna know what fucking rude is? Rude is coming into a
> newsgroup full of people trying to help each other with the hardest
> task of their fucking life and trying to sell them a bunch of fucking
> T-shirts! Let me not-so-kindly suggest that you take one of your
> T-shirts and insert it firmly up your ass! Then, reach your finger
> deep down into your nose....no deeper....that's it. Now, hook onto the
> T-shirt and pull it all the way through.
>
> Asswipe!
>
>> I thought that might be a nice little helper for folks trying to stop,
>
> Well, did you now, you little spammer. I got another suggestion for a
> 'nice little helper' you could do for us, but I really don't think the
> rest of the people here want to hear about it. Just email me at
> rob_stud@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>> Good Luck!
>
> *** off, spammer.
>
>
> You really need to include the '*** off spammer' somewhere in the
> post.
>
> Hope this helps :-)
> Rob
>


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