OT Humour: Insights from Will Rogers
- From: "Lucy \(UK\)" <lucy@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:52:18 +0100
a.. Don't squat with your spurs on.
b.. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
c.. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
d.. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
e.. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
f.. Always drink upstream from the herd.
g.. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
h.. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
your pocket.
i.. There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
for themselves.
j.. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
k.. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
l.. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
m.. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
n.. But my favorite that wasn't included in this list, was Will Rogers
comment about all politicians being comedians at heart. "Now take Congress,
for example, every time they make a law, it's a joke. And every time they
tell a joke, it becomes a law."
--
Lucy UK
"Starkle, Starkle, little twink, don't know who is me I think.
Though all my jums are wordled in a jam,
I'm not as mad as thinkle peep I am."
Charlie Drake
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