Re: OT Hulour: Bet ya didn't know....

Oops that should say "Humour not hulour!!!" Hee hee!


"Lucy (UK)" <lucy@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>1 Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
> mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
>
> 2 Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet
> away
> from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
>
> 3 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
> plasma.
>
> 4 No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
>
> 5 Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
>
> 6 The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
>
> 7 Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
> 8 Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
> morning.
>
> 9 The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
>
> 10 Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
>
> 11 The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
> 12 Pearls melt in vinegar.
>
> 13 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola and
> Budweiser, in that order.
>
> 14 It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
>
> 15 A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
>
> 16 Turtles can breathe through their arse.
>
> 17 On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
>
> 18 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
>
> 19 Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
>
> 20 It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
>
> 21 The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
> because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
> weight
> of all the books that would occupy the building.
>
> 22 A snail can sleep for three years.
>
> 23 No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
>
> 24 Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
> never
> stop growing.
>
> 25 All polar bears are left handed.
>
> 26 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
>
> 27 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
>
> Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will
> get a kick out of it !!
>
> PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow????
>
>
> Lucy UK
> "Starkle, Starkle, little twink, don't know who is me I think.
> Though all my jums are wordled in a jam,
> I'm not as mad as thinkle peep I am."
> Charlie Drake
>
>
>


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