Re: OT but you may find it funny (LONG)

You just put the bigest smile on my face.

Henry

"April & Bump" <bensonandmolly@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> These are things that bug me slightly at the moment, just thought I would
> share, you never know it may just make you smile. Please take light
> heartidly!!!!!!!! (I do)
>
> Well top on my list is the amount I need to wee at night, it seems that I
> just get cosy and sleepy and I just HAVE to wee again and this must go on
> for at least 10 times before I actually go to sleep, I went to bed at
about
> 10pm because I was exhausted and its now just a few minutes before 1am.
This
> of course is due to the pregnancy so I can look forward to my weeing
> patterns returning to normal once the baby get here but then again I am
sure
> I will just settle down and baby will start crying and this will then go
on
> for quite a few months prehaps some years so maybe this weeing lark is
just
> my bodys kind way of telling me to say good bye to cosy sleepy nights. I
am
> sooooo gonna love this baby, I already do, you know I now spend hrs in the
> evening just sitting and waiting for her/him to kick and when she/he does
I
> have a little one way conversation with bump.
>
> OK 2nd on my list......SPIDERS, I hate the way they just suddenly seem to
> make an apperance all at the same time at the end of the summer when
things
> are turning chilly outside at night and in one even you seem to find ten
> hundered of the little shits and they only seem to target people that
suffer
> from aracnophobia ( spelling more than likely wrong) and they only seem to
> want to get cosy in the bedroom when hubby is away at work and you have
> nobody to get the little shits out of your room. Are you aware that we
> apparently eat at least 5 spiders a year whilst sleeping, OK I dont dwell
on
> this thought and fine it can do whatever it wants when I am asleep as long
> as the little critter promised not to climb back out of my mouth in the
> morning!!!! EWWWW now im gonna have nightmares. Please dont tell me to
kill
> it because I cant for a few reasons, (1) its smaller than me and
apparantly
> its more scared that me so I cant bring myself to bash it over the head
> although I cant see how it could POSSIBLY be more scared than I am of it.
> (2) It I did try and attempt to kill it then it would proberbly jump on me
> or something and then just climb all over me because thats one of my worst
> fears about the little crappers and it proberbly knows it.
>
> OK thats it mini rant over but please do take this light heartidly and not
> too seriously. There are more things in life that bug me like
> war.....terroism.......how men are treated in the justice system when it
> comes down to there children.......Battery wheather it be on man or lady
> both are possible..... animal cruelty (not including spiders...yeah I know
> they eat the flys but I rather put a fly outside than a spider and
swatting
> can be fun)......
>
> What are your hates in life....we will do likes next.......
>
>


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