OT but you may find it funny (LONG)

These are things that bug me slightly at the moment, just thought I would
share, you never know it may just make you smile. Please take light
heartidly!!!!!!!! (I do)

Well top on my list is the amount I need to wee at night, it seems that I
just get cosy and sleepy and I just HAVE to wee again and this must go on
for at least 10 times before I actually go to sleep, I went to bed at about
10pm because I was exhausted and its now just a few minutes before 1am. This
of course is due to the pregnancy so I can look forward to my weeing
patterns returning to normal once the baby get here but then again I am sure
I will just settle down and baby will start crying and this will then go on
for quite a few months prehaps some years so maybe this weeing lark is just
my bodys kind way of telling me to say good bye to cosy sleepy nights. I am
sooooo gonna love this baby, I already do, you know I now spend hrs in the
evening just sitting and waiting for her/him to kick and when she/he does I
have a little one way conversation with bump.

OK 2nd on my list......SPIDERS, I hate the way they just suddenly seem to
make an apperance all at the same time at the end of the summer when things
are turning chilly outside at night and in one even you seem to find ten
hundered of the little shits and they only seem to target people that suffer
from aracnophobia ( spelling more than likely wrong) and they only seem to
want to get cosy in the bedroom when hubby is away at work and you have
nobody to get the little shits out of your room. Are you aware that we
apparently eat at least 5 spiders a year whilst sleeping, OK I dont dwell on
this thought and fine it can do whatever it wants when I am asleep as long
as the little critter promised not to climb back out of my mouth in the
morning!!!! EWWWW now im gonna have nightmares. Please dont tell me to kill
it because I cant for a few reasons, (1) its smaller than me and apparantly
its more scared that me so I cant bring myself to bash it over the head
although I cant see how it could POSSIBLY be more scared than I am of it.
(2) It I did try and attempt to kill it then it would proberbly jump on me
or something and then just climb all over me because thats one of my worst
fears about the little crappers and it proberbly knows it.

OK thats it mini rant over but please do take this light heartidly and not
too seriously. There are more things in life that bug me like
war.....terroism.......how men are treated in the justice system when it
comes down to there children.......Battery wheather it be on man or lady
both are possible..... animal cruelty (not including spiders...yeah I know
they eat the flys but I rather put a fly outside than a spider and swatting
can be fun)......

What are your hates in life....we will do likes next.......


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