Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog
run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for
it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "Theirs
Gentle thoughts for today ... Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car.... When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.... It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. ... (sci.med.transcription)
OT: Fun stuff ... Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.... When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.... (alt.support.mult-sclerosis)
Re: Its that cheap motor thread again. ... No deseasels are just crap for so many reasons not limited to the narrow ... Show me a sprint race thats not artificially fuel restricted where a deisel wins. ... And you are saying a sprint car wouldnt still murder the deisel in todays racing??? ... Show me a diesel top fuel car, bike racer, or even winning sprint racer. ... (uk.rec.cars.modifications)
Re: Cheeky Tata - Should We bail Them Out? ... There you are Joe,all that crap we've read a dozen times have been snipped. ... I realise you are only a glorified electrician but surely even a dumb dumb like your self could do the same. ... My particular niche is broadcast television equipment, though medical and avionic equipment is still expensive enough to be worth investing in repair facilities. ... Unfortunately, I now have to throw away an otherwise perfectly good car, as I don't have the facilities for fixing automatic gearboxes, and the car is worth rather less then the cost of paying people who do. ... (uk.politics.misc)
Re: Low testosterone ... Women need their testosterone levels checked too. ... I have many reasons to feel like crap but never thought my testosterone ... I can't enforce enough to you guys, if you are walking around feeling just ... something I don't have to walk on eggshells around the pain doctor.... (alt.support.chronic-pain)
