OT: It's all about nationality
- From: never@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:26:35 -0800
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at
his favorite bistro in Rome when he managed to entice a spectacular
young blonde woman to his table.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
where he "rattled her" senseless.
After a most pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The performance finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, You
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to
him and softly said, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman dissatisfied,
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his
strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming,
bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Hardly able to turn his
head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, "No,