OT:OT:OT:NO MS:NO HURT USA:Heavenly trade

If I somehow end up in heaven with 72 virgins, I would like to trade in 71
virgins for cigarettes, alcohol, Xbox and an experienced hooker. I might
keep one virgin around just in case things don't work out between me and the
hooker. I'm also willing to trade in some of my virgins for an occasional
pass to hell to visit friends and family.

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