Re: OT: Presidential humor

The lesson learned here is a republican will claim friendship for your
vote and Mother Nature knows exactly who to piss on.
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Group: alt.support.mult-sclerosis Date: Sun, Feb 12, 2006, 1:18am
(CST+6) From: abdi@xxxxxxxxx (abdi)
Up a mountain, I saw a goat. I said: "Goat, will you be my friend?" The
goat said no.
Then I saw a donkey. I said: "Donkey, will you be my friend?" No, said
the Donkey.
I looked to the sky and said: "Clouds, will you be my friend?" It
started pissing down.
Then came a Republican. He said: "Hey. I'll be your friend." I said:
"Get lost, mate."

***FREEDOM THROUGH VIGILANCE***



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