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- From: MS1997@xxxxxxxxx (Peace Dove)
- Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:02:11 -0500
There is a factory in Northern Minnesotawhich makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well, Lenais
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the
two men march ! down to the factory floor. When they get there the
line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up..
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins to carefully sew
the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry,
" he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"
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