Re: :-) Stand Back, This Might Get Loose




"GT Tick" <OLTICK@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Bob Lonsberry is sometimes pure genius, this is one of those times.....

It's also hard to believe that someone as intelligent, straight forward,
down to earth and loves America as much as he does comes from the same
city as our resident US bashing troll.
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STAND BACK, THIS MIGHT GET LOOSE

I learned something yesterday that I wish I hadn't. Some men sit down
to pee.

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Ahem. Unless I'm walking around in the out of doors (and even then,
sometimes), *I* sit down to pee.

I learned from too many error-filled trials that I sometimes can't
concentrate on aiming and balancing at the same time. It's the walking and
chewing gum thing, except that the consequence of not getting it right is
bruises, scrapes and a brief shower in my own urine.



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