Re: Important Results From A New Study

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:04:46 GMT, Jennifer
<jenniferNOSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Because my birthday is this week... and I had my annual birthday BBQ
today... I figured it was time for my annual repost of this important study.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

A new study has determined that "Birthday Cake", ie: A highly
decorated flour/fat/sugar based dessert, generally festooned with
YOUR name, has NO CALORIES, NO CARBS, AND NO FAT.

Shocking? Sure.

But it appears, the joy felt once a year when we eat a piece of this
comestible surrounded by our loved ones immediately dissipates all
CALORIES, CARBS AND FAT!

There are a few important caveats:

1. It must be YOUR birthday.

2. You must only have ONE birthday a year.

3. Cake must be consumed AFTER appropriate musical accompaniment ("Happy
Birthday" or "For He/She's a Jolly Good Fellow/Person" or the like).

4. Candles, while low carb, low calorie and low fat must NOT be
consumed... especially when lit.

5. BEWARE! Foods consumed before and after cake maintain their original
carb, fat and calorie count.

This has been brought to you as a public service announcement.

Jennifer

Yes, the "Ice Cream AND Cake" variable was addressed in the study.

Should "Ice Cream AND Cake" be consumed, as separate items, each will
release HALF of it's calories, carbs and fats. So an option would be to
only eat the HALF that is now CCF-FREE. Determining which half is now
CCF-FREE is easy... it's the half closest to you.

As for an "Ice Cream Cake" ie: Baskin Robbins/Haggan Daz/Carvel... normal
sized slices fall under the original CCF-FREE study and can be consumed
with pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

Thanks and also add my good wishes to all the birthday girls
- and guys.

Now, is there a similar version of Christmas Pudding?

Cheers, Alan, T2, Australia.
d&e, metformin 500mg
--
Everything in Moderation - Except Laughter.
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