Re: OT - New STD

On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:27:52 GMT, Grandpa Chuck <Grandpa
Chuck@xxxxxxxx> Huffed and Puffed the following into the madness of
usenet:

>The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
>virulent
>strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted
>through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called
>Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have
>contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite
>of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
>troublesome disease.
>
>Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
>include, but are not limited to: Antisocial personality disorder
>traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
>chronic
>mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance;
>inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia;
>inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
>masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking;
>ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating
>evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
>all-or
>nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington, D.C.
>
>Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
>malignant disease originated only a few years ago in the Texas bush.


fortunately it is a disease that only requires a specific amount of
time for the body to develop natural immunities and eliminate even
though the mind of the body may still be horribly damaged and sickly
dependent on the disease mentality that was created. And though we
are fortunate that this latest outbreak is in decline, it is truly
unfortunate that it is destroying as much of the body as it possibly
can before being completely eliminate from the body.

--
Mâck©®
Type 1 since 1975
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President, or that we are to stand by the President
right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile,
but is morally treasonable to the American public."
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