Re: The importance of a Second Opinion
- From: "Ronnie" <ronnie@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 9 Dec 2007 21:14:56 -0500
top posted...
Well out with it WWtRR.....and while you are at it could you explain your
nym? always
wondered about that...
Ronnie
"The Wolf With the Red Roses" <after-dark-arms@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 14:12:25 -0800 (PST), Hawaiian Wayne
<birdie998@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote something wonderfully witty:
On Dec 9, 7:16 am, The Wolf With the Red Roses <after-dark-Well have you ever heard the one about the Kola Bear out for a night
a...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
An old joke, but still worth a laugh.
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press
on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a
new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... Size
44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
A as Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
" Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How
about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Aloha Wolfie!
I rarely so much as crack a smile at jokes anymore, usually the
punchlines are obvious long before one reaches one. Sometimes I think
a lot of lonely people on the Internet just need something to send all
around at times no matter what it is.
This one, however, kept me guessing right up TO the punchline. Thanks
for the actuall LOL, I needed that today.
on the town? Very interesting play on words joke.
.
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