Re: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
- From: PUNGTANG <swantzswanson@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 2 Dec 2007 05:21:56 -0800 (PST)
On Dec 1, 2:26 pm, The Wolf With the Red Roses <after-dark-
a...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind and all-- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
karate and I'm a long haul truck driver.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional Roller Derby
Queen.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No.........Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Like i always say YIPPIE KIA
Get along little doggie, get along.
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