Re: A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
- From: Legend <livinnow@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 1 Dec 2007 13:25:31 -0800 (PST)
On Dec 1, 4:07 pm, "Ronnie" <ron...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
....groan...
(from a blonde Polock) ;-)
Ronnie
"The Wolf With the Red Roses" <after-dark-a...@xxxxxxx> wrote in messagenews:rib3l39qih3ugkl0l4mpidm7kp5t1ic3on@xxxxxxxxxx
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that you are blind and all-- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in
karate and I'm a long haul truck driver.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional Roller Derby
Queen.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No.........Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
double groan<
eyes roll<
Until I got on the net, I thought they'd stopped telling these jokes!
except for a touch of gray, my hair is black<
-Legend
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