Re: My manly hydraulics

It's interesting, hearing that it does the same to men. Since starting MS
Contin, my insides (both the temple and it's path) have shrunk to the size
of a young girl. But i only found that out last year. Neither i, nor poor
chris, who is no less than a horsie, could understand why it was so
painful...painful to the point of having to cease full relations.

I now wear an internal ring which has hormonal cream. Hafta replace it
every 90 days. Better, but still.... And boy, i'd better replace it on or
before the 90th day, as the shrinkage will commence, quickly and extreme.
Having to extract the ring once that has begun? Major pain....

In this case, i think it is easier to be a woman. I can wear the thing
where the need takes place.

deep peace and large cockles,
Lavon




"OldGoat" <oldgoatmail@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Dear Wayne,

Did you ever stop the testosterone replacement to see if you "primed the
pump" to get you body conned in to producing your own testosterone? My doc
couldn't really answer whether it was something that you had to keep doing
or you could eventually quit. I don't know why but I was under the
impression that it was something that was treatable, having an eventual
cure.
What do you do? Is it the injections, the patch, or the gel? I think I get
to pick on Friday, so I'd appreciate any insight you might have.

Tanks, Man--og




"Hawaiian Wayne" <birdie998@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Sep 5, 7:02 am, "OldGoat" <oldgoatm...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dear Gator,

Don't feel weird about it, it's not in your head. Not the big one
anyway.
All narcotics besides the wonderful constipation they give you, can also
cause your testosterone levels to hit the floor. Great news, huh?
See your doc and specifically ask for your hormone levels to be checked.
They need an extra vial of blood compared to doing a complete blood
count.
It's really more important than just for getting your shwang to shwing.
It
can really make you feel like crap in general, with lots of fatigue and
just
feeling not quite with it. So don't put it off, you might be feeling
worse
than you need to.
There's a couple fixes for the problem. They can do an injection in your
behind every couple of weeks (I think they do a series of ten shots,
jabbing
you every two weeks), they also have a patch, and I think, a cream as
well.

Have a waddle-diddle-dodd-em day--og

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i have been having a little problem lately
with my manly hydraulics.
i have not been performing up to my usual
standards.
someone told me that methadone can cause
this problem.
I don't take a lot but it is having a definite effect
on me.
Does any body else have a problem with opiate?.
God i hope legend doesn't read this thread.

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Aloha again Gator!

Oh boy! I didn't mean to sound so "out there" on my post that I made
you think I wasn't taking you seriously. I was taking you DEAD
SERIOUSLY!

You see, Throughout the course of a little over a decade of living in
24/7 CP, I've managed to transform myself into a "walking pharmacy".
By that I mean that currently and for quite some time now, I've been
taking at LEAST a DOZEN different medications in the course of every
month. Everything from the genuine Uppers, Downers, Inners and Outers
and some that fit in between those! LOL! (Not really all that funny,
really...)

Actually, it's very depressing at times to think how dependent I've
kind of LET the practitioners of Western Medicine do so much
practicing on me. I have to believe they only 'practiced' because they
sure as heck didn't FIX anything! In fact, I'm actually worse off now
than I was three spine surgeries ago. Amazing how positive and
uplifting and (oddly enough) believable those surgeons are PRE-OP and
how full of pessimism they are POST-OP. I mean, sure, I knew the
'odds' of getting "fixed" by the time of my last surgery, however,
during the first two, they are nothing but BLURS because I was so
naive and "green" at their 'game' I just let them have their way with
me and I sure paid for it THEN and I'm STILL paying for it today and
will be for the rest of my life (or so I'm told. I refuse to let any
doctor/surgeon take away all of my HOPE for something to come along
before I get too old to operate on that will at least get me back to
where I was pre-op.)

OK, sorry, I digressed, yet again...

My point being that because of all the meds and who knows what kinds
of trauma my body, mind and spirit has gone through, my Testes-
Pituitary Axis has been messed up and almost completely shut down my
Testosterone making "factories" (part of us males "hydraulics", if you
will). And apparently, the way my doctor attempted to explain it,
medications, emotions of all kinds, lots of things to do with sexual
things, mental functions and more than I can remember RELY on that
hormone to make us men feel like the "Male Human Beings" we were
created to be. One of the first things my doctor did after I told him
how crappy I felt even with taking all those meds was to check my
"T" (Testosterone) levels. If I remember correctly (which I'm almost
positive I'm NOT), a man my age (52) should be in the range of 300 -
1200 somethings per somethings for my Total Serum "T" and it tested
out as 84! Can you say eunuch?

I remember when I was at that stage...there were times when I'd be
drying off after a shower and I'd look and FEEL my genitalia (HA-what
a word!) and hardly even notice they were even being touched! I was
beginning to think they would just dry up and fall off some day soon!
To be honest, at THAT point in time, that thought didn't even bother
me, when it should have sent me into a near panic attack! Anyway, I
don't know why OG said that you'd get just a "series of ten"
injections every other week, because I've been getting an injection
every other week for over TWO YEARS now. And you know what? Tis the
BEST thing I've ever let any doctor test me for!

Not only do they make my meds work BETTER (especially the pain meds),
you really DO begin to feel a general feeling of Well-being a few
hours after EACH injection. It's almost like some sort of "magic
elixir" because not only do your "hydraulics" work even BETTER THAN
BEFORE, your wife or g/f or partner (or sheep, LOL!) will definitely
notice the change in you by blurting out mid-orgasm just how much
"harder, hotter and larger" you feel (not that you ARE larger, but
because the quality of your erection is back to when you were a horny
19 year old and the change IS noticeable to YOU also.

I can't emphasize enough just how many benefits there are to keeping
your "T" levels up, so if I were you, I'd do a "Google" on
Testosterone and let your eyes feast on all the positive effects it
has that you may or may not have noticed as missing or fading away as
you have been aging. Now...of course there just HAS to be a DOWN side
to something so great, right? What would anything GOOD for us be if
there wasn't some inherent DANGER in it also? If you have a genetic
flaw in your family that shows more of the MEN in your family tree had
or died of Prostate Cancer, odds are, you'll get it too. If you're
like me and come from "good stock" (as my Grandma put it, LOL!), we
just have to tolerate having the doctor shove his finger up our arses
once a year to make sure that little "happy gland" (it's also known as
the Male 'G' Spot! Did you know that?) is getting larger and larger.
Or if you start to notice difficulty starting your stream when
urinating, being unable to completely empty your bladder, begin to pee
your pants a little bit or being unable to hold "it" if need be for
even a few minutes until the plane lands so you can use the
lavatory...RUN, don't walk to your doctors and have him/her shove and
biopsy (if necessary) "Mr. Semen Maker" to be sure that if you do have
cancer, it isn't malignant (apparently most of us guys will get some
sort of cancer of the prostate, but it won't be the kind that kills).

Of course this brings up some interesting topics of discussion. I
mean, if you don't let your prostate just "sit there" full of old
semen to fester for years but instead either keep up the wonderfully
close relationship with the wife (or whatever) and/or dominant HAND,
and also do frequent "prostate 'milkings'" (I know, sounds gay,
however, it's supposed to be a whole new realm of the male sexual
universe if you can convince your significant other to make that a
part of your love making regimen, or one CAN do it themselves also.)
if THAT would keep the prostate pumping healthy clean, fresh semen so
it doesn't get "clogged up" with old 'stuff'.

Is anyone getting grossed out yet? I hope not because this isn't a
bunch of BS...if you don't believe me, ask STING and his wife just how
including the male G-spot in THEIR love making has changed their
sexual world. Or, what would be easier, just do a Google on "Prostate
Milking", "Male G-Spot" or "Tantric Sex".

Well anyway, I hope I filled you in with enough about how important
having the proper level of Testosterone is in your system. If you do
discover that you are "low" and start the injections or creams or
pills or suppositories (just kidding! No such thing...yet.) you'll
feel pretty good right away and then, as the weeks and months go by,
you'll notice one thing or another now and then. Oh, BTW, your
"hydraulics" will be the SECOND positive effect you'll notice. One
word of caution: If you sometimes sleep in an area wear others could
see you if they got up early or whatever, be sure you have a *** or
blanket covering your LAP at ALL times. I sometimes need to sleep on
our sofa due to my back pain and some others and my wife mentioned a
couple of times that I was "waving my flag with my 'FLAGPOLE'" pretty
vigorously when she woke up before anyone and came out and saw me
(plus, to add more embarrassment, I was wearing boxers that didn't
have any buttons on the fly...so....y'all can guess the rest!)
BWAHAHAH!

If you have any questions that you want to throw my way, I'll check
back often or you can always email me as my addy is right there for
all to see.

Aloha For Now,
Hawaiian Wayne





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