OT -- Some Humor for a change of pace


Q. What's the downside to a threesome?
A. You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

Q. How do you know when you're really ugly?
A. Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and
car.

Q. What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common?
A. Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer home.

Q. What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that's long and
hard?
A. His last name.
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Zombywoof

Si vis Pacem, Para bellum
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