OTP The weight of chocolate

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings
per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate
in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore... In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake
of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would
have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.



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