OTP but the women in this newsgroup are not old enough to be the ones talked about

If you've ever had this happen to you, now you'll know what to do!

The Seniors Breakfast Special
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I LOVE this one.....it will make your day. ----
Send this to the Seniors in your life...I'm sure
they'll appreciate it!!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
"seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and
toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the
eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and
forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the
waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
my wife asked incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the
block more than once


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