R rated joke you kjnow how people are
- From: "Harvey R. Stone" <hrstone@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:42:41 -0500
But when 3 old school girl friends get together,,, who knows what will be
said.
13 Canaries
> Three women who were friends in high school have returned to
their
>hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together.
Their talk
>turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are
trying to
>one-up each other.
>
> The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera
>for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior
demeanor.
>
> The second woman says, "Well, my husband just ; bought me
a new
>Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
>
> The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with
you, we
>don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions --
but 13
>canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect
penis."
>
> After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and
says,
>"Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress
you.
>We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to my
parent's
>house for two weeks."
>
> The second w oman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be
honest,
>my Husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Taurus."
>
> "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to
make.
>Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."
Now that is funny.
Harv
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