OTP: Danger




There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational- Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

.... By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
.... he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
.



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