OTP: Talking Frog
- From: ~kenny <~kenny@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:46:33 -0600
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
the other day when he heard a voice say, " Hey, pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming
when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up!"
He looked in the water and there, floating on top, was a frog.
The man asked, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then kiss me and
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then
give you more sexual pleasure that you ever dreamed of."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it
up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have
never had."
The old guy opened his pocket, looked in at the frog and said,
" Screw it, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog! "
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