Mr. Dude goes to the doctor.

"I have a problem, doc- I can't hear through my right ear even with my
hearing aid in."

"Well, let me take a look......well, there's no hearing aid
there...let's pull this out...why, it's a suppository!"

Dude sighs, "Well. at least I know where my hearing aid is."

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. "--

Frank Zappa