Predicting the PK position



I think we made it through the Gloom and Doom phase (thanks, Danny) to a
phase where it's reasonable to ask about who people think will be our PK.
I do think that Gramatica is recovered from his ordeal, but that the kid
seems too good to keep down on the farm. I'd have to think that Bill
doesn't like to take too many risks when he doesn't have to, so he'll find a
way to carry them both and use the kid on kickoffs. If he can't carry them
both he'll carry the kid.

Gramatica could be a very good find for some team that needs a kicker. At
this point I'd have to say that the Cowboys might have wasted money on that
position, in addition to getting another moron. That team is now what I'd
call very talented, but also capable of turning into a mental ward. Oddly,
Drew being in the middle of that seems almost comical.

It should be fun to be a beat writer in Dallas this year. I could see
stories about the liquored-up kicker fighting in the locker room with the
over-the-top receiver, with the mellow-yellow QB rolling his eyes, while the
fat man pins both combatants to their lockers by their throats (one in each
hand.) Now that is a fight I'd pay to see.

The only other part I'd like to see would be the other receiver jumping on
fat man's back, pounding him, and screaming, "Who's 'she' now, huh?" They
are clothed of course. Well, maybe they're not, let's ponder that foursome
for a minute. Dude, what's your take on a film released on the internet
called, "Fat Man from Behind"? It could be narrated by Michael Irvin.




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