Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Hilarious Stan ... truly ... great post. Did you make that up?

I was laughing for a half hour.


"Stananger" <********@***.***> wrote in message
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> For Our Democratic Friends:
>
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
> our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
> socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
> gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
> holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
> of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
> practices of your choice, with respect for the
> religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
> others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all.
>
> We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
> the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
> but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
> of other cultures whose contributions to society have
> helped make America great.
>
> Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
> any other country nor the only America in the Western
> Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed,
> color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
> preference of the wishee.
> By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
> terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
> withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration
> to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
> wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> herself or himself or others, and is void where
> prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the
> usual application of good tidings for a period of one
> year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
> greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
> to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wisher."
>


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