Re: The Mr. Dude School of Terrorist Delivery Systems


jupiter49 wrote:
> <buddude197@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > mr dude@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
> > > jupiter49 wrote:
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> > I actually was suprised that of the 20 or so cops that ring the field
> > during games, not one drew his weapon or even pursued the guy. They
> > left it up to two dopey looking CSV Event Staff members who couldn't
> > outrun the canister mom was in before the game.
> >
>
> Sad.
>
> Well, *dopey* is the operative term for many security morons. Sure, there
> are some good ones. Mostly what do you see in airports? Pathetic, minimum
> wage, overweight, out of shape, 93 IQ losers with guns and the fear of the
> lord in their eyes. Every shoe could be a bomb for chrissake. Here I am a
> combat vet and I have a loser telling me to take off my shoes and bend over
> like I'm the big problem in his life of sheer stupidity. The little old
> lady who is travelling to see her grandkids is their big problem too. Nail
> clippers and pens are the problem. Don't let the crew arm themselves, by
> the way. Oh, no, can't do that, that would make too much sense. We'd
> rather take away everybody's nail files and hair pins, as if some little old
> lady's hair pin is going to suddenly become a weapon. Christ, these people
> are soft. They watch Monty Python and they are looking for the snake.


We went to Disney for vacation with the kids in August. A major
rainstorm delays our flight for a couple hours and with my two little
guys getting ansy and my wife is getting stressed out, I need a drink.
The bars at Orlandos departure terminal closed at 8 but a lady says if
I take the monorail over to the main terminal there is a bar open until
9pm. Listening to her was my first mistake. Forgetting my boarding pass
was my second.

I get on the monorail, exit at the main terminal and walk up to this
lady at the security exit. I ask if it's okay that I pass to get a
drink to which she says "sure, no problem". 40 feet later I see that
the bar has closed, so I turn around (having never left her view) and
start to walk past her. She says "sir, you cannot go this way, you have
to go back through security" . I about fell over. I said, "you just
talked to me on my way past 10 seconds ago!" But she wouldn't budge. My
wife calls my cell to see where I'm at, I explain the pickle I've
gotten myself into and that on top of it all, she has to bring the
boarding pass to me because they won't let me through security without
it. She has to drag both kids and all the carry-on luggage to the
monorail, board, exit at the terminal, hand me my stuff without
crossing this security idiots invisible "Line of Death" and I have to
go through the whole process again. It was a very quiet plane ride home
to say the least. Outside of my ringing cell phone, the only weapons I
had on me that security was free to look through was cash and a wallet.
I feel much safer knowing that 1 man armed to the teeth with cash,
leather wallet, and ringing cell phone under no circumsatnces is
allowed to enter the passenger terminal without a card saying so, but a
man can buy a $85.00 ticket, bring a 5 pound bag of powder and gain
access to 67,500 fans.

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