Re: OT - How to think like a retard, oops, I mean republican....



Jeff Mayner wrote:

theBZA wrote:

Last night on Fox News Chanel, Brit Hume was lambasting the "climate
change alarmists" and deriding them because, in his own words, "where
are all the big bad hurricanes?" I guess if you are a retard, I mean
republican, then when hurricanes hit outside the US, they simply don't
exist. This is in contrast to Iraqi WMDs which *do* exist no matter
how long it takes to find them.

To summarize:
Hurricanes: "I don't see them in the US so they don't exist."
WMDs: "4 and half years of searching but we'll find them anyday now"

Meanwhile, Noel, 3 letters past Katrina, is pounding Cuba and
Hispaniola. But you can't find a single item about it on the
foxnews.com website.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks Heather Nauert looks, talks and acts
like something out of the Stepford Wives? I will say that she looks
even more waxen since the face lift. Why is a 30-something-year old
getting a face lift anyway? Won't righties look at her with a wrinkle
or two?


No. They wont. Female talking-heads have to be young, or young looking, or, they get shipped out to some podunk station in Arkansas.



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I hate the way so many news bunnies have the same helmet hairdos. But I love the ones with the "put it here" mouths. (I stole that line from Bernard McGuirk on the old "Imus in the Morning.")

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