Mets new Theme Song



sung to "Baby's in Black"


Oh Jeff what can I do
The Mets are in black, and not Dodgers blue
Tell me Jeff, what can I do?

I got rid of Shea, to help generate more pay
who cares if we're in last place, that's the Mets' way

Daddy, what can we do
our team is a mess, the GM a fool
Daddy dear, I have no clue

I think we're good, but we have such horrible luck
And though we really do suck, back up the truck

Oh how long will it take,
Till Omar sees the mistakes he has made?
Geez, what a dumb fool
I hired a GM, instead got a tool
At least the food is really cool

We are so damn inept
A single trade, we couldn't get
The minors are in such a free fall
The team cannot hit or catch a flyball
At these prices, ain't we got gall!

Who was the fool who wanted the Mets in black
That's not the Dodgers' colors, that's what we lack

Oh son, we're such a joke
At least this year's team won't perform such a choke
Yes daddy dear, we're such a joke

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