Re: The Marv Throneberry Award for 7/05/09

On Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:04:58 -0400, "bill haverchuck"
<freakgeek@da80's.com> wrote:



You, on the other hand, have accomplished nothing -- POPS and I
are still here, people are still posting about the Mets, and life on
the newsgroup continues as usual without your worthless input,
except now there's a whole new group of posters who think that
you're a sniveling jackass. And as thick as you are, on some level
I think you do realize what's happened to you here, so I'm pretty
certain that we haven't heard the last from you on this thread. If
you're as big a schmuck as I think you are (and I think you're a
gigantic schmuck, Bill), then you should be back here in a couple of
hours for more abuse.

Until then, I'll be waiting.

At this point I don't know who's laughing harder ,you at me,or me at you.

You still don't get it, you poor schmuck. _Everyone_ who's read this
far is laughing at you. Hell, you've already announced your
departure from this thread twice, but you just can't help yourself.
Like the hopelessly ensnared putz that you are, you keep coming back
for more and more abuse.

You're just the gift that keeps on giving, Bill-O.

As much as you're amused,I see you as the clown prince of this Mets ng.

That's because you're still projecting, Bill. That clown you're
seeing is nothing but your own reflection.

You are sooooooo adult.

You're such a clueless dickhead , Bill. I'd almost feel sorry for
you, if only you weren't such a smarmy little creep.

Maybe you should come up with some fresh perspective of the Mets 2010
season.

Maybe you should go take a nap on the nearest expressway.

What was it A-man,bad conditioning,not enough pitching,crappy bench,
a GM that doen't have the smarts,a lot of bad luck ?

Exactly how did you become such a moron, Bill? Were you oxygen
deprived at birth? Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Were your parents retarded, too?

You don't offer any insight (plenty of profanity though)

Speaking of which, how are things coming along with my ISP? Keep
those posts coming, numbnuts.

into this season.

Well, I'm certainly not offering any to you, Bill, because you're a
brainless jackass and I'm not interested in discussing anything of
substance with you. As I've already explained to you, you're only
here to serve as my personal punching bag, and only until I get tired
of abusing you.

Here is a sample of some of your genius :

[...]

So now you're stalking me, Bill? Yes, as I noted earlier, you're
not the first self-righteous dickhead to wander into this group and
make a complete jerk of himself, and you won't be the last. If it
helps, just think of me as one of the newsgroup bouncers. And
you've just been 86ed, dip***.

You are a true artist that adds so much to this newsgroup.

Gee thanks, Bill. Your opinion means so much to me.

But you're still my bitch.

You really do need a lot of reassurance don't you ?

Says the poor pathetic schmuck who's so damned desperate for
attention that he's now spent the past nine days trailing me around
this newsgroup, nipping at my heels like an angry chihuahua.

Do you understand what the term "projection" means, Bill?

Do you read what you write ?

We're not discussing me, Bill. We're talking about you, and how you
became such a pathetic moron. Were your parents brother and
sister? Were you a crack baby? Is your entire family retarded, or
is it just you?

You want me to be your bitch ?

It's not about what I want, Bill. This thread is all about you and
what _you_ want. You picked this fight with me -- indeed, you
picked a fight with the entire newsgroup -- and you're the one who
keeps returning to this thread for more and more abuse. It seems
perfectly clear that if anyone wants you to be my bitch, it's you. I'm
only playing along with you because the thought amuses me, and because
you're such a ridiculously easy target.

Mmmmmm....
I'm no psychiatrist,but....

No doubt you've had your share of experience with them. Clearly, it
hasn't worked for you, but don't give up hope. Um, on second
thought, strike that last sentence. You absolutely should give up
hope.

You write the same profanity ridden nonsense over and over
What happened to the old Mets.

As I've already explained several times now, you had your chance to
discuss baseball on this thread, and you blew it. The new subject of
this thread is you, your stupidity, and what a pathetic loser you are.
Whats next..you own me..I'm still waiting for that one.

Actually, I believe the correct terminology is "pwned," and on that
score, the thread speaks for itself.

So predictable.
You have spent more time responding to me than anyone else,

And how have you been spending your time, Billl-O? You were the guy
whining about the lack of substantive discussion in this newsgroup,
and yet for the past nine days, you've done nothing but chase me
around here like a lovesick puppy. Hell, you're so fucking desperate
for attention that you even had to resurrect this thread after I and
just about everyone else here had given it up for dead. If that
doesn't tell just how pwned you are, you poor stupid bitch, then I
suppose nothing will.

You've gone beyond pathos, Bill. It's impossible to even feel sorry
for you at this point. If you had even an ounce of self-respect,
you'd have killed yourself about five posts ago.

so therefore I must be special.

Of course you are. You're "special" in the same sense that all
retarded kids are "special." Heck, you'd be the most special kid
in the Special Olympics, if you could ever manage to drag your
retarded ass away from the computer.

Good golly,you are funny,not intentionally though.

I'm not here for your amusement, bitch. You're here for mine.

Still waiting for you to show some insight into the Mets
season,gee you could at least have cut and pasted someone else's
thoughts on this dismal season.

You still don't get it, do you? Nobody's going to discuss baseball
with you, Bill. Nobody's going to discuss anything with you, not
now or ever. You've managed to alienate just about the entire
newsgroup, and pretty much anyone who's read this far has already
written you off as a worthless, brainless troll. Your only purpose
in this group now is to serve as a punching bag and a target for
abuse. Of course, if that's the role you'd like to keep on playing,
then by all means, stick around. But it's the only one you're ever
going to have here, so you might as well accept it now... bitch.

-- Uncle A®


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