Re: Mets should sign Mariah Carey to pitch



On 2008-05-29 16:30:56 -0400, "Bellsouth Ijit 2.0 - 'Roid Rage Edition ®" <bjit@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:


"Phildozer" <PBB@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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LOL


Mariah Carey should hire a samurai chef to decapitate and then butcher your
furry ass to feed her entourage.

I'm not a samurai, but I'm trained in both European and Japanese sword styles, _and_ have slaughtered, butchered, and cooked emu before. If she can't find anybody, I might be available if the timing is right.

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