Walks into a bar, Continued



1. Neutron walks into a bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says, "For
you, Buddy, there's no charge".

2. Hydrogen ion walks into a bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says,
"Buddy, you look terrible! Whats the matter?" Hydrogen atom says, "Its
awful, I lost my electron." Bartender says, "You sure?"
Ion says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

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