Re: Top Ten DUI/DWI Excuses Officers Hear:

On Oct 19, 11:25 am, "Dano" <janeandd...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Wayback1918"  wrote in message

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10. "I wasn't drinking/only smoked a joint"
9. "I'm more careful after a couple"
8. "They only take your licence if you're drunk"
7. "One more drink won't hurt"
6. "I'm OK to drive"
5. "It's only a short drive home"
4. "I always make it home after a few"
3. "Leaving my car overnight is a hassle"
2. "I don't want to pay for a taxi"

And now:

1. "...but Officer I was trying to start a rally."

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"It was just to wash down all that fried chicken."

Heh.

BTT
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