"TRISTAN DA CUNTA" aka "PIGGY"
- From: "P-dumbell" <pdumbnuts@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 6 Aug 2011 03:28:06 -0400
One of the charges Piggy DaCunta's Mom managed to beat was multiple counts
of
infanticide. Whenever she got knocked up by one of her customers she'd give
birth in a public toilet, strangle the child, and walk away. Piggy is only
alive because it started squealing and was overheard by some bystanders on
the street.
Forced to take it home with her, and being witnessed doing so,
Piggy escaped death. But Mom made it pay for its life by turning it into her
slave. It lived in a foster home for a brief time in his teens, while its
Mom was being investigated for the above crimes. Both the foster mother and
father continued the abuse using strap ons and their specially trained dog.
It ran home to Mommy when it turned 18 and has never left her. It has never
had a job. For a while it pretended to be a magician and when Mommy wasn't
looking it would strip naked and go out into the yard to "cast
spells" on the neighbors, none of whom it got along with. To keep it too
busy to get in more trouble, Mommy got hooked up to webtv, and it's been
trolling
Usenet with it's repetitive jabber ever since.
And now you know...the rest of the story.
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