Re: Let's divide it in 1/2

On 01/10/2010 18:34, Ken Marino wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT


Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run
its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can
smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA
and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind,
solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are,
however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move
all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .


--You can make nice with Iran
and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that
threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our
way of life are under assault, we'll help provide
them
security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness
and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be
paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You
can
take every Subaru station wagon you can find.



--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors.

--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn
of the Republic" and "The
National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to
substitute "Imagine",
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".



--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our
flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit
delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet
you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.



Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American



P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand,& Jane Fonda with you.



P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our
country.


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If you can't stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in
front of them!

I'm constantly amazed at the tripe Marino repeats, but not surprised. Nor am I surprised at how trite, childish and just plain stupidly ignorant the content usually is.

Just another way of saying "I don't like the way things are so you're all wrong."

I can't believe just how stupid this post is.

mario in victoria
--
pay for your own wars
.

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