Re: Bacon Tree
- From: Mickey <Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:06:20 -0600
Ray <chigaray@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:48:57 -0600, Mickey
<Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Ray <chigaray@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Tue, 29 Nov 2011 22:37:16 -0600, Mickey
<Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
down and
wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in
the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
bacon ..
every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metes, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
up, and
Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with
his dying
breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
Are you Spamming this newsgroup?
I know, I know... it's a pork excuse for a joke...
The wurst I've heard in some time.
It sure was offal, wasn't it?
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