Re: Heaven

Miss Elaine Eos <misc@*Your-pants*PlayNaked.com> wrote in
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On 2011-06-09 06:07:31 -0700, Bart Goddard <goddardbe@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
said:

CigarBaron <garbaron67j@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in
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On Jun 8, 8:36 pm, Bart Goddard <goddar...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
If I had more days like this, I'd kick fewer kittens.

Great to read. Thanks. Life can be good.

I lied about kicking fewer kittens, though.

Ah, the old "no, I am *NOT* 'beating my wife any less'" gambit...
:)


Right. I don't kick them at all. I put them in the catrifuge.
I lure them in by "truthfully" telling them it's a "cat refuge":

http://tinyurl.com/6xqpbpy

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Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
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