Re: So much for the safety of cigar and pipe smoking.



On 2010-03-17 20:24:10 -0700, Ray <chigaray@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
Scientific studies show that 100% of cigarette smokers die. Pipe and
cigar smokers also have death rates of 100%.

Non-smokers experience identical death rates for some reason.

Cigar smokers seem to die happiest, closely followed by pipe smokers. Cigarette smokers die happy or not, depending on how long it's been since their last cigarette. Non smokers are a mixed bag.

Anti-smokers tend to die horrible, agonizing deaths, writhing in their own self-created hell.

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