Re: Great gods! It's longer than my...

On Tue, 9 Feb 2010 10:29:02 -0800, Miss Elaine Eos wrote:

Well, let's just say it's more than a cubit!

Got a package in the mail the other day -- it was very exciting! I
couldn't wait to open it; what could it be?

Is it a few fishing pole...?

Is it a ramrod, in case I decide to take up musketeering...?

Perhaps a rapier, to aid my wit...?

Nope, it was just a cigar.

Now, don't let the word "just" fool you -- this thing is a full 19"
long and claims "Guinness World Record."

I'm gonna tie a string and a safety pin to it and see if I can catch
anything...

;)

Thanks, Alex!

I saw it and thought to myself "why bother sending something
good and solid to smoke, that's so ordinary? Much better to
set you a 4-5 hour challenge!" A cigar fit for the country
that thinks everything is bigger in America....
.