Re: Re-lighting Revisited

On Thu, 14 May 2009 01:59:52 -0700 (PDT), Padre wrote:

On 13 Maj, 20:43, Miss Elaine Eos <M...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

You're a lawyer.
Bill more hours.
Buy more cigars.

* Smoking cigar while thinking about client's case: $450.
* Smoking same cigar while also thinking about ANOTHER client's case:
$450.
* Cigar smoking Interrupted by email by 3rd client; answered while still
smoking and thinking about the other two: $450.
* Relighting cigar: $450 each to all three clients.

Misc "let me know if you need my snailer to help with cigar storage...  
;)"

Ahhh yes I wish my life were that easy but you see, I'm not a trial
lawyer, and I'm employed with a fixed monthly pay :-)

Sue your employer for discriminatory workplace practices!


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