Alex's Tips of the Day



1.
The draw of a cigar will improve *immensely* if you snip the cap before
trying to light it.

2.
Avoid walking under chestnut trees in high winds.
(also applies to coconut trees).

3.
When lighting a cigar, strike the match *away* from you so that any
breakaway pieces of flaming sulphur will not cause you to make a fool of
yourself by attempting the highly embarrassing Burning White Man Dance.


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