Re: Supreme Idiot

Mickey <Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:cncg6419412465ivi3vdh42fkq4pi6qehp@xxxxxxx:

"Paul M. Cook" <pmcook@xxxxxxx> wrote:


"Bart Goddard" <goddardbe@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Xns9ACAE58D777CDgoddardbenetscapenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mickey <Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:645b64lpva5mduidl2d63jfi12ki44sg89@xxxxxxx:

Bart Goddard <goddardbe@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Mickey <Mickey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:6ifa64pk8jmk0922spvgjro173oheug2kk@xxxxxxx:


I already grow some of my own food.

I'm not sure he meant _mushrooms_.

My home is insulated.

And you live in Texas. We just set the record for Most Days
Over 100 in May and June, beating the record set in 1925.
The new record is 19 days, and we still have a couple days
left in June.

What we need is a wood fired air-conditioner.

B.

That sure wood be poplar! ;-)

Son of a birch.


This thread is going to be a beech.

Paul


Maybe, but it will just lumber along.


Not after this:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.

The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
.

Relevant Pages

  • Re: OT: Two Trees
    ... :>: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. ... 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' ... The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. ...
    (alt.support.stop-smoking)
  • Re: OT - Humour (offence warning - no bad language or naughty pics but . . . . .)
    ... Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the ... that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" ... The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. ...
    (rec.crafts.textiles.quilting)
  • Re: OT: Two Trees
    ... :>: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. ... 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' ... The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. ...
    (alt.support.stop-smoking)
  • Re: Two trees
    ... The beech says to the ... birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? ... The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. ...
    (uk.people.silversurfers)
  • Re: OT: Two Trees
    ... Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. ... 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' ... The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. ...
    (alt.support.stop-smoking)