Re: Would Someone Like to Say a Few Words...

Tom S. wrote:
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Wood, itself, doesn't burn, before the transition.


If it does, you may have an infection.
I recommend lots of cyclovir ...
Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .


JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

I'm a lumberjack
And I'm OK
I sleep all night
And I work all day.

Chorus

He's a lumberjack
And he's OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesday I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties

He cuts down trees
He eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus

He's a lumberjack
And he's OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.


Mounties

He cuts down trees
He skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He put on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?

Chorus

He's a lumberjack
And he's OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pappa.

Mounties

He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?
Suspendies. and a bra?

Chorus

.He's a lumberjack
And he's OK
He sleeps all night
And he works all day.

.He's a lumberjack
And he's OK
He sleeps all night
nd he works all day.

Reminds me, we're going to see Spamalot Thursday night.

Oh boy!!

bernie


--
"Official ASC Shaman"


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