Re: Doctor Humor?

On 1 Mar., 03:54, Mickey <Mic...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 75?
A: "Your Honor"

Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 35?
A: "Senator"

Q: What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A rottweiler

Funny - I've never heard any jokes of this kind about doctors ....

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